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Since time immemorial, humans have lived in fear of monsters. Because of this fear, people tend to neglect or ignore the fact that monsters have real problems just like any of us. Monsters lose loved ones, their homes, their way of life. Some are out of work. Others are crippled by depression and anxiety.
Heartbreaking Sentiments from Hideous Monsters was created by me--an avid cryptozoologist and recreational glue huffer--in an effort to usher in a new era of peace and understanding between humans and our monster counterparts.
Let us never forget that monsters feel as much pain as they inflict.
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- Alien is disturbed by the fragility of life.
- The Mongolian Death Worm can't find work.
- The Thing can't stop crying.
- Wolfman has body-image issues.
- Malaise for the Montauk Monster
- Zombie Nazi has daddy issues.
- Cyclops is haunted by an unfortunate accident.
- King Kong wants to know, "What's it all for?"
- Pinhead doesn't love his child.
- Cthulhu's marriage is a lie.
- Robot Monster settles into mediocrity.
- Sewer Monster has never seen the sun.
- Bigfoot lost his faith.
- Dracula is addicted.
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon is dying of can...
- Frankenstein's Monster needs a woman's touch.
- Hydra is one of the many indirect victims of alcoh...
- The Predator thinks about mortality.
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